yousuckgoaway:
yousuckgoaway:
yousuckgoaway:
mcgintys:
mishasminions:
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.
THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)
- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
- THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
- BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker
MECHANICS:
- Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
- And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
- You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
- You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
- You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
- You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
- Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
- I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
- Obviously you have to have your ask box on so I can message you when I select you to be the lucky fucker and you can choose which crap you want
- I’ll also post the list of lucky fuckers here (on my blog)
- This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012
WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!
- I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
- And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
- And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
- They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
- I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
- And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
- Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
- Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
- And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion
banana
i will give u my left leg for that banana
that’s a fancy banana
i will give u my soul for that bananannanan
if i don’t win that banana i’m gonna stop feeding the dog i don’t have
im crying because i just want a good url
yousuckgoaway:
yousuckgoaway:
mcgintys:
mishasminions:
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.
THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)
- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
- THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
- BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker
MECHANICS:
- Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
- And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
- You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
- You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
- You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
- You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
- Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
- I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
- Obviously you have to have your ask box on so I can message you when I select you to be the lucky fucker and you can choose which crap you want
- I’ll also post the list of lucky fuckers here (on my blog)
- This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012
WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!
- I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
- And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
- And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
- They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
- I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
- And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
- Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
- Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
- And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion
banana
i will give u my left leg for that banana
that’s a fancy banana
i will give u my soul for that bananannanan
fdfv
kingcolfer:
dfdfv
im screaming omg give me dis url
also what’s up with everyone liking everyone oh man
i was the first person with the heyeyeyeay.com thing
me
and now everyone is tweeting about it and acting like they found it first even tho i’ve been posting that website for months
wow idk i don’t care if they find it but like when everyone asks where they got it from they say “i found it” or “i don’t remember”
bitch u remember stfu and kneel down to me
mcgintys:
mishasminions:
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.
THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)
- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
- THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
- BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker
MECHANICS:
- Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
- And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
- You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
- You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
- You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
- You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
- Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
- I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
- Obviously you have to have your ask box on so I can message you when I select you to be the lucky fucker and you can choose which crap you want
- I’ll also post the list of lucky fuckers here (on my blog)
- This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012
WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!
- I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
- And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
- And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
- They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
- I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
- And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
- Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
- Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
- And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion
banana
i will give u my left leg for that banana
mishasminions:
I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS!GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.
THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)
- CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
- THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
- BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker
MECHANICS:
- Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
- And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
- You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
- You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
- You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
- You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
- Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
- I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
- Obviously you have to have your ask box on so I can message you when I select you to be the lucky fucker and you can choose which crap you want
- I’ll also post the list of lucky fuckers here (on my blog)
- This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012
WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!
- I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
- And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
- And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
- They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
- I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
- And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
- Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
- Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
- And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion
that is a nice looking banana
i’m gonna try to go on an unfollow spree let’s see if this works
“Sincerest apologies to those who love this URL as much as I do. I’m sorry for hoarding it for so long.”
funny
idek why i logged onto this blog og ok
